"Her" Minimalist Christmas Jumper

The His/Her Minimalist Christmas Jumper is designed for couples who want to celebrate the season without the chaotic colours, loud patterns, or novelty clichés. Printed in clean Arial typeface, each jumper delivers a subtle, ironic twist on festive dressing — perfect for anyone who prefers sarcasm over sparkle.

Made from 85% premium organic cotton, sustainably manufactured, printed and shipped here in the UK. Produced on demand to avoid waste, this jumper keeps things simple, comfortable, and consciously made.

Whether you’re heading to the office party, a family dinner, or just want something festive without looking like a walking Christmas tree, this minimalist design does exactly what it needs to… and nothing more.

Features

• • Minimalist Christmas jumper with a dry, ironic text-based design

  • Clean Arial typeface for a deliberately plain, understated look

  • Perfect for subtle humour lovers and anti-novelty jumper wearers

  • Organic cotton for comfort, softness, and sustainability

  • Printed in the UK using eco-friendly, on-demand production

  • Unisex fit for effortless styling

  • Ideal for office parties, low-key celebrations, and “bare-minimum Christmas energy”

Material: 85% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester

Weight: 280 g/m²